We introduce the alchemical harmonic approximation (AHA) of the absolute electronic energy for charge-neutral iso-electronic diatomics at fixed interatomic distance d0. To account for variations in distance, we combine AHA with this Ansatz for the electronic binding potential, E(d)=(Eu−Es)(Ec−EsEu−Es)d/d0√+Es, where Eu,Ec,Es correspond to the energies of united atom, calibration at d0, and sum of infinitely separated atoms, respectively. Our model covers the entire two-dimensional electronic potential energy surface spanned by distance and difference in nuclear charge from which only one single point (with elements of nuclear charge Z1,Z2 and distance d0) is drawn to calibrate Ec. Using reference data from pbe0/cc-pVDZ, we present numerical evidence for the electronic ground-state of all neutral diatomics with 8, 10, 12, 14 electrons. We assess the validity of our model by comparison to legacy interatomic potentials (Harmonic oscillator, Lennard-Jones, and Morse) within the most relevant range of binding (0.7 - 2.5 A), and find comparable accuracy if restricted to single diatomics, and significantly better predictive power when extrapolating to the entire iso-electronic series. We also investigated Δ-learning of the electronic absolute energy using our model as baseline. This baseline model results in a systematic improvement, effectively reducing training data needs for reaching chemical accuracy by up to an order of magnitude from ∼1000 to ∼100. By contrast, using AHA+Morse as a baseline hardly leads to any improvement, and sometimes even deteriorates the predictive power. Inferring the energy of unseen CO converges to a prediction error of ∼0.1 Ha in direct learning, and ∼0.04 Ha with our baseline.